- me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
- obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
- me: Did I fucking stutter?
my friend is going to give me 5 dollars if i find an episode of Supernatural where no one dies (including Demons, Angels, etc.)
why doesnt this have more notes i made an amazing discovery
You’re really living up to that url
Friendly reminder that you do not get diabetes from eating a bucket of chocolate eggs on one day a year.
Friendly reminder diabetes is not spelled “diabeetus”
Friendly reminder that people suffering from type one diabetes get really sad on holidays like Easter from ignorant twats.
Now go and enjoy all your chocolate without having to take injections :)
My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen
Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity
It looks like your mom’s gone
Did you just-