“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
I wonder how many more people would identify as asexual and aromantic if not every single children’s story was solved by the power of love.